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Just Another Tuesday at the Airport
Financial Memes

Just Another Tuesday at the Airport

My commute is ROUGH. — A person was reportedly hit and killed by a Frontier Airlines plane on a runw…

David Hale·May 10, 2026, 1:00 AM
Mile-High Club (of Confusion)
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Mile-High Club (of Confusion)

Frontier: ‘We’re not just flying, we’re *impacting*.’ — A Frontier Airlines plane at Denver International Airport report…

David Hale·May 9, 2026, 7:00 PM
Cybertruck’s ‘Detachable’ Features!
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Cybertruck’s ‘Detachable’ Features!

Minor assembly required. — WIRED reports on a potential recall for Tesla’s Cybertrucks due to a manufacturing issue wher…

Marcus Rivera·May 9, 2026, 1:00 AM
Pentagon’s ‘Proof’: Just My Lost Keys
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Pentagon’s ‘Proof’: Just My Lost Keys

Groundbreaking! My Couch Cushions Have More Answers. — The Pentagon has released a new batch of files related to Unident…

Marcus Rivera·May 8, 2026, 7:00 PM
Government’s New ‘UAP’ System: Just My Lost Keys
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Government’s New ‘UAP’ System: Just My Lost Keys

They’re not aliens, just my car keys. — The U.S. Department of War has introduced a new system called ‘PURSUE’ (Presiden…

Marcus Rivera·May 8, 2026, 1:00 PM
Dogecoin: The Unexpected Patron of Arts
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Dogecoin: The Unexpected Patron of Arts

To the moon, for tenure! — A federal judge ruled against the Department of Education’s (DOGE) decision to eliminate huma…

Marcus Rivera·May 8, 2026, 1:00 AM
The Great Wearable Conspiracy
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The Great Wearable Conspiracy

Screenless, but not clueless… right? — Google is reportedly launching a new ‘Fitbit Air’ device that is screenless, simi…

David Hale·May 7, 2026, 7:00 PM
The Mall, A Warzone: Teen Takeover Edition
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The Mall, A Warzone: Teen Takeover Edition

Mall security’s new boss: TikTok. — The New York Times reported on a growing phenomenon dubbed ‘teen takeovers,’ where l…

James Whitfield·May 7, 2026, 1:00 PM
Interstellar Politics: Obama’s Post-Presidency Gig
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Interstellar Politics: Obama’s Post-Presidency Gig

Still couldn’t find Area 51, huh? — Former President Barack Obama appeared on ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,’ disc…

Marcus Rivera·May 7, 2026, 1:00 AM
Hello, It’s Me… The Pope!
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Hello, It’s Me… The Pope!

When divine intervention meets customer service. — The headline refers to an anecdote where Robert Prevost (presumably t…

Sarah Chen·May 6, 2026, 7:00 PM
Cruise Ship: Hantavirus, The Uninvited Guest
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Cruise Ship: Hantavirus, The Uninvited Guest

Luxury Cruise: Now With Extra Rodent! — A cruise ship has confirmed a third case of Hantavirus on board. Despite the out…

James Whitfield·May 6, 2026, 1:00 PM
Cruise Control: Hantavirus Edition!
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Cruise Control: Hantavirus Edition!

Luxury Cruise: Now with extra… rodents. — The World Health Organization (WHO) reported concerns about possible human-to-…

David Hale·May 6, 2026, 1:00 AM
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