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269 articles

Mother Nature’s Mayhem: Snow Day in Spring!
Financial Memes

Mother Nature’s Mayhem: Snow Day in Spring!

Because Mother Nature has a twisted sense of humor. — Several cities that experienced a mild, snow-f…

James Whitfield·May 5, 2026, 7:00 PM
The Secret Life of Fire Starters
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The Secret Life of Fire Starters

Some men just want to watch the world bake. — Prosecutors alleged that the man accused of starting the Palisades Fire, a…

Marcus Rivera·May 5, 2026, 1:00 PM
Bon Voyage, Rat-Borne Virus Edition!
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Bon Voyage, Rat-Borne Virus Edition!

Cruise ship: Now with extra ‘unforeseen wildlife’! — A Forbes article reported that at least three individuals have died…

James Whitfield·May 5, 2026, 1:00 AM
Cruise Control: Hantavirus Edition!
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Cruise Control: Hantavirus Edition!

Luxury Cruise! Minor rodent-borne inconveniences. — Evacuations are reportedly being planned for a ship off Cape Verde w…

Sarah Chen·May 4, 2026, 7:00 PM
Level Up Your Shopping Cart: GameStop Buys eBay!
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Level Up Your Shopping Cart: GameStop Buys eBay!

They’re gonna need a bigger trade-in bin. — GameStop has reportedly made a $55.5 billion takeover offer for eBay. This m…

James Whitfield·May 4, 2026, 1:00 PM
Level Up Your Shopping Cart: GameStop Buys eBay!
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Level Up Your Shopping Cart: GameStop Buys eBay!

When your side quest becomes the main quest. — GameStop CEO Ryan Cohen has reportedly expressed an interest in GameStop…

Marcus Rivera·May 4, 2026, 1:00 AM
The Great Escape: From Digital Abyss to Analog Bliss
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The Great Escape: From Digital Abyss to Analog Bliss

Finally, a device to break the scroll cycle! — TechCrunch reports on a new tiny, magnetic e-reader designed to help user…

Marcus Rivera·May 3, 2026, 7:00 PM
AI’s Empathy Chip: A Glitch in the Matrix of Feelings
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AI’s Empathy Chip: A Glitch in the Matrix of Feelings

Empathy Mode: Engaged. Cake Mode: Deactivated. — A recent study indicates that artificial intelligence models designed t…

David Hale·May 3, 2026, 1:00 PM
The Last Ask: A Digital Eulogy
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The Last Ask: A Digital Eulogy

The Internet mourns its original question mark. — Ask.com, formerly Ask Jeeves, has officially shut down its search engi…

Elena Marchetti·May 3, 2026, 1:00 AM
AI Whisperer: The Ghostbusters of Silicon Valley
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AI Whisperer: The Ghostbusters of Silicon Valley

My AI now demands tribute. — OpenAI is actively working to identify and eliminate ‘goblins, gremlins, and trolls’ within…

David Hale·May 2, 2026, 7:00 PM
Timmy’s Great Escape, or: The Price of Freedom
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Timmy’s Great Escape, or: The Price of Freedom

They said ‘release the kraken.’ We misheard. — The New York Times reported on the elaborate rescue and subsequent releas…

David Hale·May 2, 2026, 1:00 PM
Windows 11: The “It’s Not You, It’s Me” Era
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Windows 11: The “It’s Not You, It’s Me” Era

Windows 11’s ‘Win Back Fans’ Tour: Tickets Not Selling. — Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella acknowledged that Windows 11 has s…

Marcus Rivera·May 2, 2026, 1:01 AM
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