Financial Memes
The Meta Axe: Choose Your Fighter
David Hale·
270 articles
Because even sloths have deadlines. — Tragically, 31 sloths died in Florida prior to the scheduled opening of a new attr…
My BBQ plan has ‘escalation clauses.’ — The headline refers to commentary from Pete Hegseth, a Fox News host, expressing…
Folds in half, breaks in half. — Gizmodo reports that Apple’s rumored foldable iPhone, based on supply chain insights, w…
When ‘intelligence gathering’ becomes ‘investment strategy.’ — A U.S. soldier has been charged with using classified inf…
When ‘insider trading’ goes military. — A U.S. soldier reportedly used classified information to place bets on the polit…
My ‘recreational gardening’ just got awkward. — The US government recently reclassified state-licensed marijuana as a le…
Your cubicle called. It wants its soul back. — NPR reports that TikTok is becoming a significant driving force for Ameri…
Internal promotions are always fair. — A satirical article published by The Onion spoofed a situation where Fox News per…
When your economic policy is brought to you by Sesame Street. — Kevin Warsh, a former Federal Reserve governor and a pic…
Because a ‘C’ in obedience is unacceptable. — A recent court ruling has upheld Texas’s ability to mandate the display of…
Florida’s new tech support hotline. — The state of Florida is reportedly launching a criminal investigation into OpenAI,…