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Kids these days, always wanting Greenland. — Former President Trump has reiterated his desire for the United States to a…
Storking up trouble at the border. — The headline discusses a proposed ‘Plan B’ under the Trump administration that aims…
Math class just got biblical. Seriously. — Texas schools will now require students to read Bible stories as part of thei…

My Tuesday morning commute. — Early data from a B-52 test flight reveals the aircraft plunged at nearly a mile a minute…
Siri: Still works, mostly. — A recent report indicates that Apple’s latest advancements in Siri’s artificial intelligenc…

Just a cozy family bonfire. — A wildfire erupted after a military aircraft crashed near Rimrock Lake. The incident led t…

Another day, another starchy alien invasion. — Recent U.F.O. files reportedly contain sightings of an unexplained, potat…

Out of sight, out of mind. Probably. — A Kennedy Center official informed a judge that Donald Trump’s name had been remo…

Just another Tuesday, pre-alien abduction. — The White House has officially released videos and other records pertaining…

Campaign Manager Cat: Resigns. — Reality TV personality Spencer Pratt, known from ‘The Hills,’ expressed extreme dissati…

Finally, a phone that yells back. — An article from The Verge describes the experience of holding a specific phone assoc…