Out of sight, out of mind. Probably.
What Happened
A Kennedy Center official informed a judge that Donald Trump’s name had been removed from the building and its website. This update was provided as part of ongoing legal proceedings, signaling a formal acknowledgment of the removal.
Our Take
Alright, alright, settle down folks! Have you heard about this? The Kennedy Center, bless their theatrical little hearts, had to go tell a judge that they’ve finally, *finally* gotten around to removing ‘Trump’s name’ from the building and their website. I can just picture the scene, right? It’s not like they just hit ‘delete’ on a website. Oh no, this sounds like a full-blown, industrial-strength ‘Oops, we gotta scrub this’ operation. I imagine a crew of highly trained professionals, probably wearing hazmat suits, armed with tiny toothbrushes and a gallon of ‘Forget-Me-Not’ remover, delicately trying to erase a name that probably glowed in the dark.
And the building! I’m picturing some poor intern, perched precariously on a scaffolding, armed with a can of spray paint and a very long stick, trying to reach a name etched in stone, or maybe, knowing the former guy, in pure unobtainium. They probably tried everything. Sandblasting? No. Lasers? Too expensive. A team of highly aggressive pigeons? Almost worked!
But the best part? Having to *report* this to a judge. Like it was some kind of court-mandated detox. ‘Yes, Your Honor, we are making progress. The ‘T’ is mostly gone, just a faint shimmer remains. And the website? Oh, the website was a whole other beast. We had to hire a digital exorcist.’ It’s like when you try to ‘clean’ your browser history but your computer still remembers that one embarrassing search. You know the one.
So, hats off to the Kennedy Center. It takes a real commitment to historical revision – or, you know, just moving on – to go through all that. I bet they’re already taking bets on whose name will mysteriously appear next. My money’s on ‘The World’s Largest Rubber Duck.’ That would be far less controversial, and way more fun to explain to a judge.
💬 “Almost… gone…” — 💬 “Any day now.”
Inspired by: Kennedy Center official tells judge Trump’s name has been removed from building and website – NBC News
