It’s 9:31 AM and my retirement plan is now officially ‘Winning the Lottery.’ — We all walk in with that ‘New Week, New Gains’ energy only to be humble
It’s 9:31 AM and my retirement plan is now officially ‘Winning the Lottery.’
We all walk in with that ‘New Week, New Gains’ energy only to be humbled by the opening bell. There’s no psychological pain quite like watching your entire portfolio turn blood red before you’ve even taken your first sip of coffee.
Also: “The market opened sixty seconds ago and I’ve already lost my lunch money for the year.”
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Marcus reports on the technical and regulatory undercurrents of the digital asset market. For The Financial Standard, he writes on the structural evolution of Bitcoin and Ethereum, mapping the intersection of decentralized protocols and institutional capital. His work offers the technical clarity necessary for professionals managing digital portfolios.
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