Trump hit the podium this week claiming a ceasefire deal is “almost done — probably by Saturday.” Iran’s response? “The Americans are talking to themselves.” Their phone showed zero missed calls from Washington.
Meanwhile, Pakistan volunteered as middleman, sprinting between doors labeled USA and IRAN with a 15-point plan nobody asked for. Both doors are closing.
Oil just hit $98 a barrel. Gas is up 33% in one month. But sure — the deal is almost done.
Definitely by Saturday.



