The sirens are blaring but the candles are green. — This captures the peak ‘degenerate trader’ energy of prioritizing a 5% portfolio gain over global
The sirens are blaring but the candles are green.
Inspired by: Bitcoin and Ethereum Price to Surge in March? Tom Lee Bullish On Rebound Despite WW3 Threat – Yahoo Finance
This captures the peak ‘degenerate trader’ energy of prioritizing a 5% portfolio gain over global stability. It’s the ultimate relatable moment for anyone who has checked their crypto balance during a chaotic news cycle.
Also: “Me ignoring the literal apocalypse because Tom Lee promised a March pump.”
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