The dip is just the universe creating opportunity. — Ah, the eternal optimism of the crypto bro facing a market bloodbath. They’re not just ‘holding t
The dip is just the universe creating opportunity.
Ah, the eternal optimism of the crypto bro facing a market bloodbath. They’re not just ‘holding the line,’ they’re ‘strategically accumulating’ or ‘investing in future innovation.’ Meanwhile, their friends are already planning their exit strategy (and maybe calling their parents).
Also: “It’s not a dip, it’s a pre-launch loading screen.”
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