My portfolio after that ‘shocking new detail.’
💬 “SHE SAID WHAT?!” — 💬 “It was a… short!”
Inspired by: Kristin Cabot, the woman at the centre of Coldplay’s viral kiss-cam scandal, has revealed a shocking new detail about the viral moment that made her an instant celebrity. – facebook.com
This comic is hilarious because it juxtaposes a trivial celebrity ‘scandal’ with the life-altering impact it would have on a degenerate gambler on Wall Street Bets. The ‘it was a short’ punchline makes a mundane detail into a devastating financial revelation, perfectly capturing the absurd anxieties of the finance world.
Also: “Kiss-cam reveal shorted my life savings.”
